kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

(via so-personal)

Timestamp: 1409597752

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

(via so-personal)

speedyturtlebutt:

hauntu4ever:

natsui:

how come i can keep a poker face on when reading aggressive frickling and frackling but i end up a gooey mess when there are cute nose boops and shy kisses and shit

THIS

I was reading a smutty fic on the bus and a boy leaned over and said “how can you read that with a straight face” and i just said “im used to it” and the look of horror on his face was hilarious

(Source: shaachii, via brok3n-stere0)

Timestamp: 1409589604

speedyturtlebutt:

hauntu4ever:

natsui:

how come i can keep a poker face on when reading aggressive frickling and frackling but i end up a gooey mess when there are cute nose boops and shy kisses and shit

THIS

I was reading a smutty fic on the bus and a boy leaned over and said “how can you read that with a straight face” and i just said “im used to it” and the look of horror on his face was hilarious

(Source: shaachii, via brok3n-stere0)

itsajensenthing:

itsajensenthing:

Imagine Jensen sitting in a waiting room and there’s another man sitting opposite him. The receptionist comes out and says, “Dean?” and both Jensen and the other guy start to get up and then look at each other and Jensen’s just like “Oh, God, not again” and sits back down covering his face.

I found this and I still think it’s hilarious 

(Source: itsajensenthing, via s0nicthescrewdriver)

ohsnapadalek:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

Guys

No

It wasn’t rock music, Electro was playing the freaking Itsy Bitsy Spider on the tower things

DETAILS

EXACTLY

(Source: markoruffalo, via dontbeanassbutt)

Timestamp: 1409588634

ohsnapadalek:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

Guys

No

It wasn’t rock music, Electro was playing the freaking Itsy Bitsy Spider on the tower things

DETAILS

EXACTLY

(Source: markoruffalo, via dontbeanassbutt)

(Source: sassy-but-fab, via unii-verse)

Timestamp: 1409588452

(Source: sassy-but-fab, via unii-verse)

instagrampa:

I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on

(via assume)

"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."

mysharona1987:

"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.

(via ihatetheouternet)

abaddonadler:

abaddonadler:

One time I was at a church retreat and a bunch of us were all talking and playing cards. Well I ran out of soda just as my friend was getting up to get a refill so I shouted to him "Hey, Bryan, Mountain Dew me.” Do you see where this is going because I did not. 

You guys, I literally shouted a phrase that sounded like “Mount and do me” in a room full of very conservative people. I did not share this near death experience for 22 notes.

(Source: buckyismyhero, via brok3n-stere0)

whoreisawhoreisawinchester:

2treehill:

how do you get a nice body without moving

image

(via ihatetheouternet)

flatbootyvevo:

my anaconda don’t want none unless ur gonna pay my college funds

(via brok3n-stere0)

original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

(via brok3n-stere0)

repress:

Do you ever want to talk to someone but

1) You feel like you’re bothering them or coming off clingy
2) You don’t have anything to say, you just want to talk to them
3) You don’t know how to hold a conversation to save your life 

(via ihatetheouternet)